Alas, the Aardvark is a slow-moving beast. Mostly, it is dragged by Hardcore Poetics and The Blind Seeker. But, Operation Monkey-Lovin and Whispering the Muse keep resurging and there are faint pulses of life at the other blogs. The people behind them still live and breathe, but for now it is really just Ben and I who make the Aardvark talk. So come, sit at our feet and learn. Shovels are optional.
The Aardvark of Freedom
We are young marmots. We are grape-flavored vacuum-cleaner salespersons. We are cheese and we are whiz, we are Ben and we are Jerry, we are freshly-shaved midget-ninja-eating fruit bats on crack. We are . . . The Aarvark of Freedom.